jaja's ROD

today jaja ROD'ed from the team to join another organisation. wish her all the best! :)

jaja> pls remember to send us your personal email address!!!!

chao ah beng

sicko snake acts innocent and feels desire for bondage!!

*NEWS FLASH*

this just in! a snake had been discovered in the office that felt the desire for bondage! read on to find out...

do-man> whey...I am not a double headed snake!!!!
do-man> I read that blog!!!!
jaja> haha u fast.
chao ah beng> wahhaha new nick for do-man!
jaja> cos u one hand show such sympathy to me, and at the other hand asked for video to laugh over!!
do-man> I am sympathetic to you...
do-man> But I am also curious mah....
chao ah beng> sympathetically curious?
chao ah beng> curiously symphathetic?
jaja> that's a better nick
do-man> no...sympathetic to my friend....
chao ah beng> nod nod
do-man> but still curious about what had happened....
chao ah beng> think he likes la... bondage...
do-man> is that what happened *innocent look on face*...
do-man> why? why are you all so cruel ??!!!
chao ah beng> ask the victim lor
jaja> tsk tsk...
chao ah beng> simi? simi?
jaja> com'on so many pple act innocent ok...
chao ah beng> hahhaha...
do-man> I wasn'e vene there...toook no part in the planning or execution...
chao ah beng> double head snake act innocent. keyword: ACT
do-man> I am truly innocent....
do-man> must differentiate the 2 feelings and desires....
chao ah beng> he just admitted that he is double head snake. wahahaha!!
do-man> No I did not...
chao ah beng> wow!!!! DHS got desire for bondage!!!! wah must tell the rest later
jaja> SnACT: Snake Act innocent
do-man> hallo! dun put words into my mouth...
do-man> How can you all do this to jaja??!!
chao ah beng> i din.
do-man> Poor thing.....
jaja> do-man... to think we work in same team for so long....
do-man> If I was there...I would fend them off!!!!
do-man> See I was not aware of the plan...
chao ah beng> so u feel sympathetic (feeling) and wanna see the video (desire) la.....
do-man> ya...hehe
chao ah beng> so confirm lor. DHS heheee
jaja> u mean do-man... feel... desire....
chao ah beng> yaya
jaja> for bondage?
do-man> aargh....battery dying......got...to...log...off...now....
chao ah beng> hannor...!! wahlau, sicko man!!
do-man> To be continued....
jaja> come back. we bond u..
chao ah beng> wahahaha
do-man> And I am not sick...or a snake...or want to be bonded.... ;)
jaja> bonded sick snake.. hmm...
chao ah beng> oh... wan to be bonded. keywords again
do-man> OR!!!!
do-man> dun anyhow delete words leh...
jaja> keyword summary..

do-man has left the conversation.

chao ah beng

operation tekan the CTO

operation tekan the CTO (chief tekan officer) commenced on 15 July 2009 at around 4:45 pm GMT+8 and lasted about 15 - 20 min. the operation was initiated by queen and executed zealously by doc ng and supported by ah jek, being the medic most well-trained in the 'art of bondage'.

the videos that were taken...... will not be post here!! (wahahaha!) this is to protect the identity of the victim and especially the tekaners. :P

post-operation

msn conversation with jaja today:

jaja> can you blog this comment from do-man?
jaja> "those inhuman bas***** BWAHAHA"
chao ah beng> he jus asked me for the video
chao ah beng> he also a sick a**hole. haha!!
jaja> double headed snake...
chao ah beng> haha. thiis conversation i can blog also. heehee
jaja> haha go ahead!

conclusions

1. pink raffia string is not a 1-1 replacement for pink ribbon (find out why from the eye witness)
   
2. doc ng can take over jaja's role as the CTO
   
3. there are quite a number of sickos in the team, whether or not they participate in the operation
   

chao ah beng

How to Make Beer (Cheaply, Simply): Step-By-Step Guide

read the full article here...

for those who like their drinks fermented... yes jaja, i am talking to you. :P
DIY beer, anyone?

Google Chrome OS

read the full article here...

Google is working on a new operating system that will initially be targeted at netbooks which will be available to consumers by H2 2010. It will be Linux-based with a new windowing system.

robo-geisha

totally weird show...



apparently its a real movie, according to imdb!! the official website is here. can't wait for the release... :P

operation pink post-its

this is the transcript of the planning prior to operation pink post-its.

velvet> btw, doc ng bd tomorrow
velvet> i'll prob send an email to all except her to see if they would like to contribute and shop tomorrow as well!
chao ah beng> oh? aiya should say earlier mah. this kind of kang tao, must do something for her. hiak hiak hiak
velvet> yah lor. she msn me cos i tot it was next week she say my dates wrong.
velvet> cos it's in my cal. it's tomorrow
velvet> yeha, i think she asking for sabotage
chao ah beng> oic. heehee... she so good hor, will inform u. hahaha
velvet> think can execute operation pink post its. since she into pinkny

jaja has been added to the conversation.
ah jek has been added to the conversation.

chao ah beng> velvet say doc ng bd tmr
ah jek> OH hoot ah
chao ah beng> operation pink post its !!
ah jek> can
chao ah beng> is she in office tmr?
jaja> so what we do?
velvet> we all got FGD tomorrow morn
chao ah beng> pink postit
velvet> so that would be a good window actually
ah jek> haha ok all pink ah
chao ah beng> will she be coming back office?
velvet> or u guys can always repeat the stickers thingy lor
jaja> how abt we all wear pink?
ah jek> wahaha evil
chao ah beng> i dun have pink attire
ah jek> u urself wear pink
velvet> but must be pink stickers lah
ah jek> tomm we meeting big boss dun like tat whole team in pink wahaha
velvet> huh, he not into pink meh
jaja> haha
chao ah beng> wah then she become like ur cube? all covered with stickers?
velvet> he won't notice one lah
ah jek> how i know
jaja> wear pink lah...
velvet> ok, that didn't come out right
chao ah beng> i dun have pink
jaja> beng can go get pastel pink shirt now
velvet> hahah...i mean, he is not approving of guys who wear pink meh
jaja> those stripe ones also can
velvet> yeah, i got pink stripe shirt
ah jek> i wearing today
jaja> not girly at all what...
ah jek> wahaha
chao ah beng> cannot. too short notice liao.
velvet> wear again tomorrow
jaja> i go buy with you now
velvet> haha
chao ah beng> i think decorate her cube idea better :P
velvet> ned to buy the pink post its too
ah jek> ya
velvet> oh, was thinking of both! haha
ah jek> post it only
jaja> haha shirt too
ah jek> sticker and postit keke
jaja> come on!!
chao ah beng> jus 1 la... its fun enuff liao
jaja> make it loud! oi!! guys more sporty lah
chao ah beng> but need to coordinate with the rest le
jaja> yeah lor can we mobilise some guys ? is hum sup lou online
ah jek> can
jaja> do-man got pink..
chao ah beng> so she is coming back to office aft fgd tmr?
jaja> yeah.
velvet> yeah, we def be back to cube then we go for makan
chao ah beng> oic then she will come to cube in the morning. so to surprise her, should do in am tmr? got pple got time bor?
velvet> eh? how come removed
chao ah beng> i got kick out. invite me?
velvet> no leh just u and me both niah
chao ah beng> i not inside liao
velvet> jaja and ah jek got kicked out

ah jek has been added to the conversation.
jaja has been added to the conversation.

chao ah beng> where were we jus now?
ah jek> haha

jaja has left the conversation.

velvet> wha thappened
ah jek> leaving lor jaja logoff liao. chatting here haha. i oso going liao see u tomm bb
ah jek> tomm we will do wat we can lah dun worry
velvet> chey
ah jek> heh
velvet> so pinky huh
ah jek> her boss say so
velvet> i told ah khim and charles here
ah jek> i wont i wear today liao
velvet> wear lah
ah jek> but her desk will be pink
ah jek> k lah if u got more ideas sms me. we do it tomm
velvet> need to buy pink postits leh
ah jek> will do
velvet> like alot of that. thank u :)
ah jek> will do. hehe. u want some on ur desk?
velvet> :D
ah jek> u oso like pink
chao ah beng> hahaha
velvet> haha. i would need intact ones for Fri
chao ah beng> she prefer pink with hello kitty print ones
ah jek> haha. u mean stickers
velvet> ooi
ah jek> orh. gtg see u tomm bb
chao ah beng> bb
velvet> how come he offline but still in the group leh? fake offline is it? haha
chao ah beng> hahaha

ah jek has left the conversation.

chao ah beng> gone liao. he got shutdown la
velvet> haha. so funny
chao ah beng> server side slow to update

chao ah beng