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7 tips to help in your salary negotiation

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1. Wait as long as possible before providing your number
2. Do your research
3. Be flexible
4. Show your worth
5. Employ silence
6. Be honest
7. Be prepared to walk
   

jaja's new title

jaja the CONsultant has been given a new title. due to her unique ability (superpower?) to utilise her frisky hairstyle - apparently its a job requirement to maintain such hairdo - to predict the market, she shall henceforth be know as...

the hairnalyst!!

market hairnalysis, anyone?

all hail....

chao ah beng

note - peekture photoshoped to protect the innocent office.

hokkien slangs and their real meaning

apparently our 仙姑 kena from her mum for using some of the terms here...

hiao
slang meaning: vain
real meaning: loose, slutty, flirtatious

ji siao
slang meaning: to disturb; play a fool
real meaning: ji (play) siao (semen); to outraging the modesty of a gal

kay chua
slang meaning: to do extra or redundant
real meaning: kay (extra) chua (spray); to spray extra times

kao peh kao bu
slang meaning: to complain (a lot)
real meaning: kao (cry) peh (father) kao (cry) bu (mother); to cry at the parent's funeral or grave

siao ay
slang meaning 1: partner (galfriend or wife)
slang meaning 2: used as a way to address another person, typically with close relationship
real meaning: siao (crazy) ay (-); crazy one

siao siao
slang meaning: to be helpless
real meaning: siao (semen) siao (semen); semen

si peh
slang meaning: very
real meaning: si (die or dead) beh (father); dead father

feel free to add more :)

chao ah beng