operation tekan the CTO

operation tekan the CTO (chief tekan officer) commenced on 15 July 2009 at around 4:45 pm GMT+8 and lasted about 15 - 20 min. the operation was initiated by queen and executed zealously by doc ng and supported by ah jek, being the medic most well-trained in the 'art of bondage'.

the videos that were taken...... will not be post here!! (wahahaha!) this is to protect the identity of the victim and especially the tekaners. :P

post-operation

msn conversation with jaja today:

jaja> can you blog this comment from do-man?
jaja> "those inhuman bas***** BWAHAHA"
chao ah beng> he jus asked me for the video
chao ah beng> he also a sick a**hole. haha!!
jaja> double headed snake...
chao ah beng> haha. thiis conversation i can blog also. heehee
jaja> haha go ahead!

conclusions

1. pink raffia string is not a 1-1 replacement for pink ribbon (find out why from the eye witness)
   
2. doc ng can take over jaja's role as the CTO
   
3. there are quite a number of sickos in the team, whether or not they participate in the operation
   

chao ah beng

How to Make Beer (Cheaply, Simply): Step-By-Step Guide

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for those who like their drinks fermented... yes jaja, i am talking to you. :P
DIY beer, anyone?

Google Chrome OS

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Google is working on a new operating system that will initially be targeted at netbooks which will be available to consumers by H2 2010. It will be Linux-based with a new windowing system.

robo-geisha

totally weird show...



apparently its a real movie, according to imdb!! the official website is here. can't wait for the release... :P

operation pink post-its

this is the transcript of the planning prior to operation pink post-its.

velvet> btw, doc ng bd tomorrow
velvet> i'll prob send an email to all except her to see if they would like to contribute and shop tomorrow as well!
chao ah beng> oh? aiya should say earlier mah. this kind of kang tao, must do something for her. hiak hiak hiak
velvet> yah lor. she msn me cos i tot it was next week she say my dates wrong.
velvet> cos it's in my cal. it's tomorrow
velvet> yeha, i think she asking for sabotage
chao ah beng> oic. heehee... she so good hor, will inform u. hahaha
velvet> think can execute operation pink post its. since she into pinkny

jaja has been added to the conversation.
ah jek has been added to the conversation.

chao ah beng> velvet say doc ng bd tmr
ah jek> OH hoot ah
chao ah beng> operation pink post its !!
ah jek> can
chao ah beng> is she in office tmr?
jaja> so what we do?
velvet> we all got FGD tomorrow morn
chao ah beng> pink postit
velvet> so that would be a good window actually
ah jek> haha ok all pink ah
chao ah beng> will she be coming back office?
velvet> or u guys can always repeat the stickers thingy lor
jaja> how abt we all wear pink?
ah jek> wahaha evil
chao ah beng> i dun have pink attire
ah jek> u urself wear pink
velvet> but must be pink stickers lah
ah jek> tomm we meeting big boss dun like tat whole team in pink wahaha
velvet> huh, he not into pink meh
jaja> haha
chao ah beng> wah then she become like ur cube? all covered with stickers?
velvet> he won't notice one lah
ah jek> how i know
jaja> wear pink lah...
velvet> ok, that didn't come out right
chao ah beng> i dun have pink
jaja> beng can go get pastel pink shirt now
velvet> hahah...i mean, he is not approving of guys who wear pink meh
jaja> those stripe ones also can
velvet> yeah, i got pink stripe shirt
ah jek> i wearing today
jaja> not girly at all what...
ah jek> wahaha
chao ah beng> cannot. too short notice liao.
velvet> wear again tomorrow
jaja> i go buy with you now
velvet> haha
chao ah beng> i think decorate her cube idea better :P
velvet> ned to buy the pink post its too
ah jek> ya
velvet> oh, was thinking of both! haha
ah jek> post it only
jaja> haha shirt too
ah jek> sticker and postit keke
jaja> come on!!
chao ah beng> jus 1 la... its fun enuff liao
jaja> make it loud! oi!! guys more sporty lah
chao ah beng> but need to coordinate with the rest le
jaja> yeah lor can we mobilise some guys ? is hum sup lou online
ah jek> can
jaja> do-man got pink..
chao ah beng> so she is coming back to office aft fgd tmr?
jaja> yeah.
velvet> yeah, we def be back to cube then we go for makan
chao ah beng> oic then she will come to cube in the morning. so to surprise her, should do in am tmr? got pple got time bor?
velvet> eh? how come removed
chao ah beng> i got kick out. invite me?
velvet> no leh just u and me both niah
chao ah beng> i not inside liao
velvet> jaja and ah jek got kicked out

ah jek has been added to the conversation.
jaja has been added to the conversation.

chao ah beng> where were we jus now?
ah jek> haha

jaja has left the conversation.

velvet> wha thappened
ah jek> leaving lor jaja logoff liao. chatting here haha. i oso going liao see u tomm bb
ah jek> tomm we will do wat we can lah dun worry
velvet> chey
ah jek> heh
velvet> so pinky huh
ah jek> her boss say so
velvet> i told ah khim and charles here
ah jek> i wont i wear today liao
velvet> wear lah
ah jek> but her desk will be pink
ah jek> k lah if u got more ideas sms me. we do it tomm
velvet> need to buy pink postits leh
ah jek> will do
velvet> like alot of that. thank u :)
ah jek> will do. hehe. u want some on ur desk?
velvet> :D
ah jek> u oso like pink
chao ah beng> hahaha
velvet> haha. i would need intact ones for Fri
chao ah beng> she prefer pink with hello kitty print ones
ah jek> haha. u mean stickers
velvet> ooi
ah jek> orh. gtg see u tomm bb
chao ah beng> bb
velvet> how come he offline but still in the group leh? fake offline is it? haha
chao ah beng> hahaha

ah jek has left the conversation.

chao ah beng> gone liao. he got shutdown la
velvet> haha. so funny
chao ah beng> server side slow to update

chao ah beng

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mr brown show: sub industry

mr brown suan m'sia... sibeh funny. click here for the podcast. :)

hidden definition of MMORPG

moving office

the department's gonna move to another level in the building. think we won't kena disturbed by irritating colleague from other department from now on. we will disturb other people instead!! :P

chao ah beng

more meaning of fierce

from The Online Slang Dictionary:

fierce
adjective
1. notably excellent or of superior quality: Damn, that was one fierce cup of coffee!

Words like fierce
Synonyms:
cool, dope, awesome, fun, good

Usage:


thanks to do-man for discovering this comic strip in ST.

[chao ah beng]